***This giveaway is no longer accepting entries – scroll down to see who won!***
Thanks to the devilish randomization that is random.org, our two winners are… Steph (who was just talking to a colleague about the two tattoos she has…for now) and Alason (who’s thinks her little butterfly tattoo on her back makes people assume she’s a bad girl). Congrats ladies!
Since you guys seemed to enjoy last week’s spring cleaning related giveaway, how about another? Your house can’t possibly be all cleaned up yet can it? This one comes from the folks over at Dirt Devil who are gonna hook two of you up with a tattoo. But you’re not going to disappoint the parental units in this case. The Tattoo is a light-but-powerful canister vacuum that boasts an ornate “tattoo” design on its body, comes in four devilish hues, and includes cool details like an automatic cord rewind feature. You know, so you can suck with style.

- PRIZE: A Dirt Devil Fantasy Tattoo series canister vacuum in any color
- TO ENTER: Comment on this post with the words “TATTOO ME!” and…
- BONUS QUESTION: … dish about what tattoo(s) you have, wish you had, wish you didn’t have, or never ever wanted (feel free to share the where and the why too if you’d like).
- GIVEAWAY CLOSES: Wednesday, April 6th at 8pm EST
- NUMBER OF WINNERS: Two
- PRIZE SHIPS: The United States and Canada
- USUAL STUFF: One entry per e-mail address is permitted. The winners will be selected using random.org and announced on Thursday as an update to this post. That’s right, come right back here on Thursday morning for the announcement of our winners. Good luck…
Note: We weren’t paid or perk’d for hosting this giveaway, we just like rewarding our lovely readers! See our Giveaway FAQs page for more info. Pics from Dirt Devil.

Margaret says
“TATTOO ME!”
SusanB says
TATTOO ME! No tattoos on this body- except for an occasional fake Nittany Lion on my cheek!
Amber says
Tattoo me… again. I got my first as a present from an Ex! I still like the tattoo, but don’t talk to the ex at all.
Ruby says
TATTOO ME!
No tattoos, probably will never get one—too chicken.
Amanda Black says
Tattoo Me!! No tattoos here, but I would consider getting the Home Depot Logo tattoed if they would give me a lifetime discount!
Laura Perry says
TATTOO ME! No tattoos, here, but I would LOVE a new vacuum cleaner!!
Emma says
Tattoo me!
I live in Baltimore where everyone has at least one tattoo – I’m thinking about getting a little something out of a Dali painting…
Erin says
TATOO ME!
What I’d like to see: A man with a tatoo of his name, “Rolund”, on his abdomen. Who after gastric bypass surgery is shocked to see the new word…. Ro..und”.
David says
TATOO ME!
I’d use this a LOT.
Michelle says
TATTOO ME!!
These are the cutest vacuums ever, I just love them!!
I have several tattoos and I like all of them except one! When I was 19 my stepmother took me to a tattoo party. I got 2 tattoos, one of a small dragon on the lower leg, The other…she talked me into (which is so dumb now looking back) getting a black widow tatto on my ear lobe. It has been 18 years and does not even resemble a black widow, it looks like a blob of ink. Consequently I have had many people ask me what it is, I always reply it was young and dumb!!
Bluenoser says
TATTOO ME! I don’t have a tattoo…yet…I might get one after I complete my first marathon. But what to get??
Jenn M. says
TATTOO ME! got inked with a butterfly a long time ago. i still love it.
Sean says
TATOO ME! I have an earth/sun tatoo that I got in college — I still like it.
Carly says
TATTOO ME! No tats on me…I am a commitment-phobe!
Kristen says
TATTOO ME!!!
jennine g-l says
“TATTOO ME!” I have three a rose, a butterfly that me and my sister both have in the same place on our feet just a different color, and a Chinese symbol for God. I would like to change the last one to a cross in the future.
Brooke says
Tattoo me!
But no tattoos on me now or in the future.
Kelly Szalewicz says
“TATTOO ME!” I have no tattoos, but I would LOVE a good canister vacuum!
JS says
TATTOO ME!
One word — Ouch!
Kerrie says
TATTOO ME! No tattoo’s here….My mother would have killed me when I was younger – and now older the idea isn’t as appealing! ;)
Beth says
Tattoo Me!!
Eric says
Tattoo Me!!
No tattoos here. At least not yet.
Andrea Watts says
TATTOO ME and make me very happy!
Andrea Watts says
I never wanted one. They are ok but I don’t want to be a 90 year old lady with sexy mama on my behind lol!
Sara says
Tattoo me! Never really wanted something of permanence. I change my mind to frequently!
Sara says
TATOO ME! No tatoos yet, and it is very unlikely that I will ever get one. Too painful.
Cat Hines says
Tattoo Me!
I had a deer head tattooed on my right shoulder. I don’t deer hunt. What was I thinking?!
Manuela says
Tattoo me!
None on me either… Thank god I didn’t listen to myself as a teenager… lol!
JCho says
TATTOO ME!
This is the only tattoo I am interested in! Give me~~
Sarah D. says
TATTOO ME! Actually not a fan of tattoos at all! Yikes!
Kassia says
Tattoo Me!!!
Tara says
Tattoo Me, pretty please! When are they going to develop fading ink? Get the tattoo at 20 when you are a little wild and crazy gone and it disappears by 30 when you don’t want to explain it to the kids. How handy!
Beth says
Tattoo me! I like the idea, but lack the inspiration…or decisiveness!
Kim says
Tattoo me!
No tattoos here, but the husband and I talk about getting them together someday. His dream tattoo: an image of Tattoo from Fantasy Island (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0034718/). I don’t have a dream tattoo, and this idea usually comes up after a few glasses of wine. Who knows what I might end up with!
Wendy says
TATTOO ME! Not a fan of tattoos, unless they’re on inanimate objects. My sons have other ideas, as sons often do, and have braved the needle to interesting effect.
Corie says
Tattoo me… No tattoos for me.
Alan Colwell says
“TATTOO ME!”
I don’t have any tats (yes…I said TATS !!) and I do not want any — although I am fascinated by those reality tv tatoo shows out there for some reason. I find it fascinating how and why people want to alter their bodies…like…what are the real underlying issues there anyway?
Joanna says
Tattoo me, please! I had the idea for my tattoo for over five years. I’d spend hours doodling the small heart design on the sides of my notes in university, but never built up the courage to have needle put to skin….even up to the point where I was on the tattooist’s table, then freaked out and changed my mind! But a few years later I figured it out. I finally got my tattoo, but in white ink. You can only see it certain lights, which I like, because I’m not much of an exhibitionist.
Love your site! Read it almost every day!!
Sharon says
Tattoo Me! — I just wrote “small vacuum” on my to buy list. This would be perfect..especially the red one!
Allison112 says
I finally got to say TATTOO ME almost two years ago, getting my Tree of Life tat on my right hip. As soon as I can save up I’m getting one on my left hip (a letterpress from the book “Good Omens”).
Kaley says
TATTOO ME! No tattoos here! I have thought about it a couple of time, but could not commit. I could commit to a tattoo dirt devil!
Amy K @ Chestnut Tree Lane says
TATTOO ME!
I have always wanted a tattoo, and always been too chicken to get one. It has to have meaning… for me.
Jessica says
Tattoo me! I have a sunburst, with my children’s initials inside, on my ankle.
Jocelyn says
Tattoo Me! No tattoos for me!
Shaye says
“TATTOO ME!”
All of my tats have been temporary, but my favorite of those was this hideous faux-tattoo of some invasive beetle that we got from a booth at the state fair. It was just so random–we got three!
Real tattoos always make me think of that Saturday Night Live commercial for the lower back tattoo removal gel that melts your skin off.
Sara M. says
TATTOO ME!
No way I’ll ever get inked. I’d pass out from fright during it & then seriously regret having a perma-picture on my body. PASS!
But I’ll take a tattooed vacuum with no hesitation ;)
Katie C says
TATTOO ME!!!
I don’t have a tattoo because I am crazy indecisive.
Robin M. says
TATTOO ME! No tattoos here!
Sarah B says
TATTOO ME :)
I never, ever wanted a tattoo of a chinese symbol. Thank goodness. :)
Kim Dunn says
TATTOO ME!!! I used to want to get a tattoo, but I could never think of what I wanted or where I’d want to get it! The jury’s still out though, who knows if I’ll get one down the road! :)